Super GoonerIntelligence
⛓️ Proof of GoonCape on. Dignity off.
Super Gooner Intelligence. Maximum conviction. Minimum self-control.
FcZcFjfNPJR9rycZS1FwkiEgQTW7ZWRjdSaBdJ6M9ha6
Origin story
About $SGI
Scientists spent billions trying to build super intelligence. We trained ours on waifus, bad entries, and zero self-control.
Super Gooner Intelligence ($SGI) is the final form of terminally-online intelligence — powered by anime, conviction, delusion, and the unstoppable urge to stare at the chart every 12 seconds.
No roadmap. No whitepaper. No dignity. Just a cape, a coin, and enough gooner instinct to ignore every sell signal ever created.
Trained on waifus. Deployed on Solana.
IQ down. Conviction up.
Why SGI?
Gooner Intelligence
Trained on waifus, green candles, bad entries and 3 AM conviction.
Chart Addiction
Advanced SGI technology enables holders to check the chart every 12 seconds without learning anything.
Zero Self-Control
Brain says take profit. Gooner instinct says one more candle.
Proof of Goon
Consensus is achieved when the entire community refuses to log off at the same time.
One more candle bro
How to Buy
Get a wallet
Download Phantom or any Solana wallet.
Load up SOL
Buy SOL and send it to your wallet.
Copy the CA
Grab the contract address below. Double-check it.
Swap for $SGI
Open the buy page, paste, swap. Put the cape on.
FcZcFjfNPJR9rycZS1FwkiEgQTW7ZWRjdSaBdJ6M9ha6Too gooned to sell
Token Info
Name
Super Gooner Intelligence
Ticker
$SGI
Chain
Solana
Supply
1,000,000,000 (1B)
Consensus
Proof of Goon
Self-control
Zero
FcZcFjfNPJR9rycZS1FwkiEgQTW7ZWRjdSaBdJ6M9ha6Hall of wisdom
Memes & Quotes
"Trained on waifus. Deployed on Solana."
"My brain said sell. The gooner said hold."
"The chart is temporary. The goon is eternal."
"SGI: because AGI wasn't degenerate enough."
"Born to goon. Forced to trade."
